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AIDS AWARENESS

First, don't be slutty if you're a woman. Look for good role models, not the ones that sleep around.... with football and rugby teams. It's not nice and you just attract every Tom Dick (particularly Dick) and Harry. Like flies round a cows's bum in summer. Avoid promiscuous types. They're the most likely carriers of HIV. You know the types, those that have say, slept with a football team (as mentioned) or anyone with letters from the alphabet in their name.

"WHY HAVE SAFER SEX? Safer Sex is fun. And it can save your life. Any man or woman could have the virus that causes AIDS. There is no way you can tell if someone has the virus. Sleep with an old slapper and who knows? Many people, gay and straight, get the virus from lovers they think are healthy. You can also get herpes, syphilis, venereal warts and other Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs). Just because the package looks good on the outside doesn't mean it's clean on the inside. A raddled old trollope can look quite good until you get through the outer wrapper. But you can still have great sex and not get AIDS. Just use a condom every time you fuck. Latex condoms stop the AIDS virus and other STDs.

HOW PEOPLE GET AIDS The only way you can get AIDS is by getting another person's bodily fluids into your blood. It can get in through your anus or vagina, through cuts or sores, or if you share a needle for shooting drugs. Having sex without a condom is very dangerous, even if the guy pulls out before ejaculation. Pre-ejaculate also has the AIDS virus in it. And if the guy has tiny scrapes, cuts or sores on his penis he can get AIDS too. The AIDS virus cannot get in through your skin or mouth if you have no cuts or sores. You cannot get AIDS from spit, sweat or urine.

GET BUTCH WITH GERMS * Always use a condom when you have sex. To be even safer, guys can pull out before ejaculation, while using a condom. * Never share a needle for shooting drugs. * Do not stick a dildo, finger, penis or anything into one anus or vagina and then another, without washing it. * Cover cut or chapped hands with rubber gloves before fingering or fisting. * If you have cuts or sores in your mouth, or if a guy has sores on his penis, use a condom to give a blow job. More Safe Sex

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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