April 2003 - Page 1
Saddam Hussein, George Galloway, thugs - BERNARD GUSSET'S AFTERTHOUGHTS
IRAQ WAR FRONT PAGE
BAGHDAD - A GALLERY OF BUTCHERS
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Left to right : Saddam Hussein, Qusay, Ali Hassana Majid,Abed Hamid Mahmoud...
...Taha Yassin Ramadan, Ezzat Ibrahim, Uday, Naji Sabri
So what happens to these bullies, these sadistic psychopaths - friends of George Galloway - after the war in Iraq? It would be nice to think they might experience some of the terror they've been handing out over the years. It would seem like justice if they were to be beaten, made to eat their own shit, and any other of the depraved and sadistic things they have done too numerous and too stomach churning to mention here. But then, two wrongs don't make a right as we so often hear. No. More than likely they'll be treated with some dignity and be allowed to live quietly in a secure cell somewhere where they will be fed, allowed books, opinions that don't result in them being tortured and shot - or burned alive or hanged from lamposts - and from there they will bleat and moan about injustice and not recognising the laws that put them there (just as another butcher, Milosevic has done ad nauseam). They will get all the rights and freedoms within their confinement that they never gave to their victims. Somehow it just doesn't seem fair! Perhaps after the war in Iraq is over, the very people whose lives they have ruined over the years should be allowed to decide their fate.
 
 
FOOTBALL - ENGLAND WIN BUT THUGS COME TOP AGAIN
England triumphed 2 - 0 against Turkey in their needle match. I say needle match because one couldn't help thinking that events in the gulf and the lack of Turkish cooperation in that area had more than a touch of influence in the behaviour both on and off the pitch. There was dirty play on the pitch, and off the pitch, as ever, the fans got to fighting and being big brave men keen to hurt each other because for some reason they think it entertaining and all part of the sport. Bald headed and closely shaved over stuffed fat little men wearing football shirts - no not the players - strutted up and down daring the police to" have a go" as they held them at bay. These sorry slugs of society, these wretchedly small minded pugilistic pond slime recently-crawled-out-from-under-a-rock, ill educated, mind numbingly predicatble excuses for human life - they have the appearance but not the brain capacity, one brain cell doesn't cut it - could do nothing more than incite violence or take part in the ritualistic thuggery that has now become the trade mark of the British supporter in sport. As ever, the authorities do little to really deal with these tragic bemuscled little fat men for the laws we have just don't come up to scratch. What we do is we try to understand them, try to see their point of view. We say "You've been a naughty boy" then send them out onto the street again where they more than likely commit other crimes whilst laughing at the law that sets them free. Well here at Bullshit News we have had an idea.Now that there is a huge conflict going on in the gulf, why not press these cretins into service and put them in the front line where they are sure of a good clean fight. We know they'll enjoy it. Let them put their aggressive talents to good use. Better still parachute them into Baghdad where they can kick the hell out of the Iraqi football supporters. Use them for mine clearance. Tell them that for any man who manages to jump on a mine and set it off there will be free tickets to the next World Cup. Yeah we know it isn't going to happen because lurking in the background some obese, chip and lard fed burger queen, a mother or a wife with greasy shoulder length, crinkly, bottle bleached hair, wearing a billowing spot stained tea shirt over tights - due to a life of self indulgence she can't get anything else to fit her - will be pleading the case for her moronic offspring or other half, "Well 'e woz only 'aving a larf. It woz just 'igh spirits. 'E's been wronged. No one's got a right to tell 'im wot to doo! It's a free country!" Funny isn't it how they are never in the wrong. Funny too how the authorities seems powerless to deal with these low life's year on year out!
 
 
IS IT LOVE?
Rumours have circulated for years (at least down our way) that George Galloway and Saddam Hussein have had a long standing boy-on-boy thing - though looking at both of them it is difficult to imagine either of them having sex with anything let alone each other, come to think of it a thought too gross to contemplate. However there must be some substance to the rumours for Galloway, who spends most of his time in bed with Saddam's beliefs and is a great supporter of Iraqi torture, suppression and murder (more so it seems than the democratic processes of his own country) and who offers no support for the liberation of the Iraqi people, has suggested that British soldiers disobey the orders of their officers, basically mutiny (punishable by death once upon a time) and defy all authority (Isn't that treason?). This hypocrisy is the way the lawless Galloway prefers to deal with matters he disagrees with, like shooting the Russian royal family presumably or burning down the Reichstag, or assassinating Kennedy.....

....in fact anything to get his way which clearly then includes incitement to mutiny. He descirbed British soldiers as lions led by donkeys (that's original George). Frankly if they were to listen to you, they would be sheep led to slaughter and so would the rest of us! It is hardly surprising then that a man who has no regard for democracy should unconditionally support a totally undemocratic dictatorship and its leader nuzzling up to him and kissing his feet. His tongue is so far up Saddam's arse there isn't a breath mint strong enough to kill the stink. So it's alright is it George to ignore your county's laws, its government and it's officers to betray your countrymen, to betray your people at a time when they need you most? No matter that you become a traitor, a coward and a totally despised pariah by the brave men and women who do their duty. This is indeed the act of a traitor and a coward. No George, revoke your gay love, come give it up you allegedly raging old faggot. The respect of your country must be worth more than two blow jobs in the bush with Saddam. Don't let him bend you over his sofa any more, just say no! Stop taking it up the bum George. Yes we know... love is blind! But now, come to think of it, maybe the rest of us should take the advice you effectively gave to British troops and just.... well ignore you.

POSTSCRIPT : Is there any truth in the rumour that George Galloway feels so strongly about his beliefs that he plans to offer himself up as a human shield outside one of Saddam Hussein's palaces? Naaaah! a) He ain't that brave b) He ain't that committed. Go on George, prove us wrong!

 
 
   
 
A PLEA TO GEORGE AND DONALD.....
 
...please stop killing your allies!
You can't miss 'em, their flag looks like this >>>>

....and their Prime Minister is this chap >>

.............................Remember him?

IT'S BAD ENOUGH HAVING ONE COWBOY IN THE WHITEHOUSE.......
Yanks, the British are right behind you....
which seems to be about the most dangerous place to be in Iraq just now!
 
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