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Alien
skull riddle, Piers Morgan and commons committee, FBI,
Iraq war
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BERNARD
GUSSET'S AFTERTHOUGHTS
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THE
WAR IN IRAQ IS ON...
...and
yes it is terrible, and sad, and an abomination to all
humanity that men go to war and people suffer and lives
are lost but if anyone is in any doubt as to why the
US and Britain and Spain believe they must go to war,
just check out Iraqi justice below and remember that
in a dictatorship, you do not have the right to criticise
your government or its leaders. No one in Iraq could
publish a front page of Saddam Hussein or any of his
family and refer to them as PRIME MONSTERS the way the
Mirror did recently (see below) with Tony Blair and
not expect to be either, hanged, shot, tortured or be
bound to a lamp post and have their tongue cut out.
That is what Saddam Hussein and his henchmen have been
doing for the last 12 years. Children, remember that
when you protest loud and cheerfully while you bunk
off school. Oh how meaningful it would have made your
protest if you had taken the same action over the Iraqi
treatment of its people. Such a protest would have resulted
in your deaths and the deaths of your family in Iraq.
Being a child would not save you. Also know that this
month, the Iraqi airforce bombed three near derelict
Kurdish villages populated by unarmed sheep farmers
merely to raise the morale of the forces. The treatment
this regime meets out is sickening and cruel as in the
sample images below taken from video footage. Victims
are.......
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Summarily
Shot.........................Beaten & Kicked(here)
while bound............... burnt alive ...and more!
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DICK
HEAD IN THE MIDDLE!
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ALIEN
SKULL RIDDLE!!!
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RIDDLE
SOLVED...............!
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labouring for many hours and days a team of scientists believe
they have finally solved the riddle of the alien skull found
years ago in Mexico. They have pronounced that it is indeed
an alien from the planet "Upnorth". Taking samples
of DNA from the skull and using the DNA from the tyres of
a Jaguar parked in Westminster Square to complete the missing
components, they were able to clone the being directly into
a suit. After taking a swing at its creators, it's first
words were "Expenses" and "Junket" Everything
else was indecipherable and scientists trying to translate
the secret language believe it is either an alien dialect
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"GOBBLED
UP AND SPAT OUT!"
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Piers Morgan was "Gobbled
up and spat out" by members of a commons committee
investigating privacy and media intrusion. A hectoring
and irascible Morgan ignored all protocol and procedure
- that's a surprise - and incredibly, attacked vehemently
the emotive terms being employed by members of the committee
to describe tabloid journalism. HE DID WHAT! PHEW WOT
A HYPOCRITE! Yes he did exactly that when one member
of the committee suggested that tabloid newspapers were
inclined to gobble up the public and spit them out when
they were done. Morgan was so vocal, interrupting the
proceedings with his hysterical rantings that at one
point, the Chairman of the committee Gerald Kaufman
was forced to reprimand his whinging whining objections
whereupon "the pot"duly apologised and started
to look around for "a large black kettle".
Mirror Editor Gay...
PostScript :
Just what was in that bottle Piers?
To see a selection anagrams of Piers Morgan click HERE
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FBI
GET THEIR MAN
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COME
TO SOUTH AFRICA
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A
WARM WELCOME AWAITS YOU IN SOUTH AFRICA
Sample the hospitality and warmth of the nation. Meet
the locals...
(it is recommended that tourists do
not wander about at night in badly lit suburbs and country
locations as
this can be dangerous and instead
keep within tourist areas )
Enjoy the endless delights of the accommodations
on offer. You can bunk in solitary or share your room
with a variety of local intelligencia, thugs, pimps,
rapists and murderers. The president of the country
himself might phone you in person if only to beg you
to come back for a second helping. You'll
be pleasantly surprised and return home feeling relieved
and free and ever so glad you made the trip - back home!
But don't take our word for it - this man recommends
it >>>>>>>>
and wants to thank the FBI for making it all possible!
postscript : About 6
000 of the 10 000 prisoners released monthly from South
African jails are HIV-positive, according to Judge Johannes
Fagan, the inspecting judge of prisons.
More
Perhaps Derek Bond should have
a health check ASAP and frankly if I were you Derek...
I'd sue! Bernard Gusset
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