Michael Jackson, Tony Benn- Bullshit News

2005
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February 2003

MICHAEL JACKSON EATS CHILDREN whole!!! "It's clear..." alleges a leading psychologist at The Sun, "...that Michael Jackson is now eating children. Our sources have confirmed this and we have a duty to inform the public. We will of course be publishing his full address in California so that homicidal lunatics can run at the gates screaming in full view of the television cameras. This will give them something to do whilst waiting for their own court appearances and will show their own children - who they drag along - what great fun hatred can be." There seems to be evidence of Jackson's cannibalism in the recent documentary with award winning journalist Martin Bashir who clearly set out to expose Jackson once he had gained his confidence and trust. Children could clearly be seen in the grounds of Neverland, Jackson's palatial mansion, the thing is, nobody saw them leave. It is now believed that the fun fair in the grounds is in fact a series of giant mincing machines that grind up the children (those usually from disadvantaged backgrounds). Jackson's gaunt pale appearance is due to his nocturnal habits and devouring raw minced preteens, in fact some believe he is a vampire. Bashir was amazed to see the grown billionaire climbing trees, in fact, he seemed amazed at just about everything that wasn't aligned with day to day routines of normal billionaires, going to Sainsbury's, buying it, selling arms to the middle east, taking tea with the Queen, that sort of thing, indeed Jackson's behaviour was quite out of the ordinary as Bashir pointed out time and time again. Fancy a billionaire being eccentric! What a surprise that turned out to be! More details will undoubtedly be appearing daily in The Sun and other tabloids until the public get heartily sick of it and they move on to destroy someone else. Though if anyone asked for it, Jacko did!


TONY BENN MEETS SADDAM HUSSEIN - FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS

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