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....carefree and happy to be the editor of a newspaper that is strong, absorbent and full of crap! More users swear by it than any other. "...you do get print stuck to your bum from time to time, but as there's nothing much worth reading it doesn't really matter." said one daily user. "Another good use for it is fish and chips.." said one satisfied customer, "...and on accasion I have used it to soak up the oil leak under my old Ford Cortina." Yes The Mirror is still the choice of the working man and is as ever a reflection of working class views - that if you need something of little value with no worth to mop up slurry and smut and grease, you need look no further than The Mirror. May we point out that this should in no way be mistaken for advertsing. |
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ROYAL MAIL TO UNVEIL THE NEW CHERIE LETTER BOX Rumours abound that
the Royal Mail (previously called CONSIGNIA on the whim of some
daft person) are to unveil a new letter box with a much wider opening
to facilitate the mailing of small parcels rather than clogging
up post office counters. This will save the troubled company money.
The new mail box is affectionately called the Cherie after a well
known public figure and is supposedly to come into service early
in 2003. Said a spokeperson for Royal Mail, "It's a really
useful idea allowing easy posting of most minor parcels," he
said, "It's big enough to post a pair of shoes." "Like
putting your foot in your mouth?" we suggested. He laughed
and gave our man a knowing wink. The Royal Mail will be testing
the new letter box around central London in the next few months. |
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