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Have we found Lord
Lucan? Abortion loony execution, teenage runaways
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BERNARD GUSSET -
AFTERTHOUGHTS (Updated... now and then)
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HAVE
WE FOUND LORD LUCAN
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| We think we have. Clearly the two images are very similar, the same steely eyes, the noble baring, the hairline. We aren't sure who he is (on the left) but the resemblance to Lord Lucan (on the right) is striking and quite remarkable. All we know for sure is that he was sighted recently around Westminster taking what we believe to be an unhealthy interest in other members of parliament arriving for work. He mumbled quietly and shuffled aimlessly about asking if anyone had spare change. He also believed he was going to be the next Prime Minister of the UK and muttered something incoherent about the Conservatives. As John Prescott arrived we asked him if he knew the man. He replied giving a long explanation but we couldn't make sense of him either. | |
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TEENAGE
RUNAWAYS - NAIVE STUPID AND THOUGHTLESS
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  Natasha Phillips a with mother and stepfather |
Lovesick 12 year old teenage runaway Natasha Phillips - recently reunited with her family - said she would rather be with her boyfriend 15 year old Ashley Lamprey than at home. Great! So why don't their parents and the authorities let them make a go of it. It would be an interesting social experiment which we could all watch on reality TV. We could watch and relish their daily struggle to just live. To see how long an unskilled boy and his drippy, sulky, petulant and very selfish 12 year old girlfriend would last the course. See how well Natasha could take Ashley's first wanderings when the next little girl who flirts with him gets a smile back. See how long Ashley will last when Natasha in one of her all too apparent moods gives him the moody sulks just because she is having a period or a crisis of confidence. You can't pop off down the pub Ashley, not for three years at least. "People do not really know how I feel ...." said Natasha to the news reporters. That's right, none of us have ever been in love before. She hid her eyes beneath a nob-head-duck-billed baseball hat of the sort favoured these days by nearly every dumb, moronic, teenage street muffin. She pouted and looked at the ground and moaned with frustration. Apparently she then vanished up to her room where she put on loud music and refused to come out. |
| Yeah honey,
you're clearly mature enough to make your own decisions - but
clearly. Some advice to the parents of this girl. Take everything you
bought her from her bedroom and make her go out and earn the money to
replace it. Then at least she might get a message that Greek holidays
and material goods aren't her right by birth. She might also learn a
thing or two about maturity and responsibility and appreciation of her
fellow man. Try saying no occasionally. Of course, if she's a precious
little princess and got you wound around her little finger. Forget it!
As for Ashley..... lad, wake up! You dumb jerk. Be a man if that's what
you're trying to be, otherwise be a boy while you can, get on with your
education and have some fun until you are old enough o meet an intelligent
and loving girl not this dumb whiny spoiled little frump who will dump
you the minute the going gets tough if she sees a better option. BBC
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LOONY ANTI
ABORTION MURDERER AT LAST GETS HIS!
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The frozen smile, the
fanatical wide eyes, the simian like hairy arms...! Yes this is the
face of the late Paul Hill, the unhinged and cold blooded killer of
Florida abortionist Dr Gunn and his bodyguard. Somehow Hill believed
he was carrying out god's work by ridding the planet of Gunn. Presumably
that goes for bodyguards too, not to mention the wounding of Gunn's
wife. It didn't seem to matter to him that his own children are now
going to suffer for his fanaticism. How must they be feeling now?
Surely, isn't it up to god to take revenge? God is supposed to be
capable of doing his own bidding. Talk about bible belt. Its
certainly a belt for his kids and one they will probably never recover
from, unless they are being brainwashed into believing that it was
the only course of action for a god fearing man who disagreed with
the laws of his land.
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Who knows, they too might now grow
up to be killers. I thought one of the commandments was "Thou
shalt not kill". Anyway the good news for Paul Hill as far as
he was concerned was that he was bound to get his reward in heaven
- we must presume of course that god will forgive him the small matter
of the broken commandments. Hey wait a minute, does that mean Dr Gunn
would also be forgiven or am I missing the point. There seems to be
a conflict of interests here and I'm now confused. Perhaps Paul Hill
was appointed by god himself as his hit man. In which case was it
official business? Anyway he seemed convinced that he would get his
reward in heaven. Now how will that work out. Will there be seventy
virgins to cater for his every whim or is that just the Muslim god
or are these gods one and the same. Hang on. If he does have all those
virgins at his disposal, maybe Paul Hill will require the services
of an abortionist himself. Looks like its a good job he sent Dr Gunn
on ahead. On the other hand, he may be reincarnated - unless he just
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