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Janet Jackson's
breasts, Big mouth Clare Short, BskyB, coca cola
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BERNARD GUSSET
- AFTERTHOUGHTS (Updated... now and then)
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| STOP PRESS : BBC should be broken up says ex BskyB exec David Elstein. That would be tantamount to the Ravens leaving the Tower of London we believe and the end of the best unbiased news gathering service in the world. Indeed the oppressed world would be deprived of the one reliable news source they have relied on for decades. If it comes down to business and sponsorship, then that'll be the end of freedom as the British know it. Murdoch and people like him will forever be in control. | ||
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Clare Short,Tony
Blair, Katarine Gun, coca cola, Janet Jackson
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MEGA-GOB
DOES IT AGAIN
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 Tony & Clare with love in their eyes |
"Hell hath no fury like a minister scorned." Once more Clare Short, the frumpy politician with a face like a wet weekend in Pittsburgh, finds it impossible to be governed by her boss. The feud with Blair goes on and using anything she can find she is determined to bring him to his knees even if it costs the nation its lead in intelligence gathering. Once more running off at the mouth she causes Tony Sincere more grief and rams the knife in without mercy. Is she a good example of why there are so few women in top jobs? | |
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Wham go the hormones unbalancing the emotions and off she goes at
force twelve, her the mouth flapping like the leaves of a canvass
tent in a gale on the north face of the Eiger, seemingly oblivious
of the consequences and caring nought for national security or diplomacy.
What a politician, what a patriot, what an idealistic idiot. She has
shown a complete lack of concern for national security choosing instead
to further her own aims at the expense of the nation. She appears
to have little comprehension of the dangerous situation regarding
terrorists world-wide and little understanding of the way the Intelligence
needs to work to stop their advance. She has no apparent concern or
regard for those that put themselves in the line of fire daily to
obtain information that keeps the Britain on its toes and may well
have compromised the safety of British agents world-wide. She's a
loose cannon with a quasi morality, a woman who shoots off at the
mouth first and lives to regret it later. Or perhaps her arrogance
means she continues to believe she is in the right when all about
her are saying the opposite. Clare Short would love a cuddly world
where everyone lives her socialist dream where spies and counter spies
don't exist. Well wake up luv and smell the coffee. She may be out
to compromise the British secret service but does she seriously believe
that other countries will now go, "Oooh Claire Short has blown
the British cover. It's so dishonest, let's stop all this spying and
tell each other everything..." Like hell they will. Between them she and Prescott could have a fine music hall act when they retire from politics, which in one instant, could be anytime soon! |
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ME GOSSIP? WELL
I JUST CAN'T KEEP A SECRET CAN I...(giggle)
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| Katharine
Gun, traitor, betrayed her country divulging secret emails to the
Observer because she didn't like their content and had the misguided
belief that she alone could stop the war in Iraq, not caring or perhaps
not thinking - nearer the truth - that she might be putting lives
in danger because of her own beliefs. How arrogant is that?! Check
the spelling of the word democracy love. This isn't yet a police state! "....yeah I know I'm a silly mare and I've caused a bit of a palaver over this whistle blowing thing... actually I never owned a whistle, I don't know what they mean...." "....oh right yeah I see what you mean, well I know I signed the official secrets act but I thought it was my duty as a representative of all Britons to speak up even if that meant putting national security at risk, 'cause that's what we all think isn't it...?" "Well yeah I know there hasn't been a consensus but I'm sure that's what the people would want and that." "No I'm not a traitor.... wot cause I told the papers about stuff I didn't think was right goin on in the secret service...?" "Yeah I know I signed the official secrets act, I already said but I thought...." "....yeah well I thought I'd better do something...." "...yeah I know it was top secret...." |
 Katharine Gun the traitor - Gun to Blair's head |
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was following my conscience...!" "Look Sean Penn and Jesse
Jackson think I did the right thing...." "Sean's is not
an arse head...." "'''he's not. He's Madonna's ex-husband...."
"...I wouldn't call him Mr Madonna if I were you... anyway that's
not the point. I thought it was an illegal war and in my opinion..."
"...yes my opinion I decided I should do something...."
"I don't want to talk to you anymore you're upsetting with all
your difficult questions. Anyway I got away with it so there...."
Yeah okay so we made all that up but we make everything up. |
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ITS THE
REAL BLING! - I Don't Think So
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Oh yeah, right, like you're going to accept an open partially full bottle of Coca Cola from a complete stranger wandering down the road handing them out from a bag whilst singing at the top of her voice. First thing I'd be doing is dropping the bottle in the nearest litter (trash) bin whilst checking her arms for track (needle) marks and sniffing the air to see if there was alcohol on the breeze. |
| In the cuddly
world of corporate Coca Cola of course we're all lovey dovey and innocent.
Sadly some of are but hey there are no terrorists or maniacs in corporate
junk food heaven, no HIV or herpes or any of that stuff, hell no.
Just good old sugar rich over hyped drinks and mechanically reclaimed
meat burgers and stuff. You just know you want one! They're Tastelackingstomachchurninggutfillinfatmakinarsegrowindollarearningjunkfood. |
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SHOCK
HORROR - WOMEN HAVE BREASTS!
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Yes it came as a
great shock to women in the American southern states when they learned
that there are such things as breasts and that all women got 'em.
Apparently there is very little reference in the bible to that fact
so they had no idea until they saw Janet Jackson exposing one of
her breasts on TV thanks to Justin Timberlake making the wrong move
during a routine on stage. It came as a bit of a shock down there.
For one thing they weren't sure if there was only the one or whether
they came in pairs. "My god, what ever will we do, how will
we cope...." "...what, you mean they actually feed babies
with those things? Its immoral.....
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its...." a darn good way to get some money the easy way by demanding...
yes you guessed it compensayshun. Tennessee bank clerk Terri
Carlin, 47, is seeking millions of dollars over the this exposure.
"....eeeek I'm shocked, shocked I tell you... I may never recover
unless I receive millions of dollars in compensayshun." She is
being comforted by close relatives, very close. Maybe if the deep
south outlawed marryin' 13 year old cousins and stepping out with
their favourite hog, they'd get to learn more about their own bodies
and not look at sex as an extension of the devil. It's nature goddammit!
(article)
(EXTRA -see that nipple ring
in close-up. Accidental.......I don't think so Justin)) |
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"PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE..."
"Aye lad now if we can just get them to swallow this next load of crap we're home and dry..." |
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Moments that Changed
History
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WHERE ARE THE BOGS? SOMEONE SHOUTED ... "They're over
there..." replied someone. |
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