Don't mention the war! Okay the war's over, long live the peace. Well not quite. What passes for a newspaper industry in Germany - or Deutsche Bullshit - have chosen the world cup as the moment to make personal attacks on David Beckham's private life and family, presumably as a way of needling the player into screwing up on the pitch. That shows they either think they cannot win without cheating i.e. nobbling our best players - Rooney watch out for that foot if you come up against the Gerrys. They'll have you de limbed and on the slab in some Mengele inspired vivisection Stalag before you can say Heil Hitler. r it means the national psyche is just plain dirty.

Listen you sausage eating German morons, let's just remember, lest you forget, that it was you lot who massacred Jews by the millions to serve your Aryan ideals, men women and children. You invaded Poland and Czechoslovakia, Holland, France yadda yadda and like a bunch of lobotomised thickos you followed and revered the most sadistic bunch of sicko psychopaths the world has ever seen. You ignored the smells of rotting and dead flesh coming from the extermination camps and pretended when it was all over, that you'd never noticed, and this from a race so fastidious they can be paranoid about the freshness of vegetables.

Listen Dave. Don't be thrown, get even. Give these heel clicking, beer swilling, sauerkraut suckers a good run for their Teutonic money. Don't get angry. Get even! Go get 'em lads!

Nobody has a go at our lads. That's our job!

Gee ain't that great. The Minister for idiot suggestions, Liam Byrne has made a loony claim that there could be a possibility of an amnesty for illegal immigrants. Oh ain't that just a great idea.
We don't know who they are. We don't know where they are. We don't know what their politics are and we have anywhere from 310,000 to 800,000 of them wandering about the country complaining about our culture and way of life. Many of them probably hate us for just being in the west and want to bring about our destruction or at the very least to impose their culture over ours - last week muslim spokesman Dr Abdul Bari suggested we adopt arranged marriages in this country. No thanks pal. We've had our oppression in the middle ages and prefer freedom. Arranged marriage is just another way of saying forced against their will! LEAVE OUR CULTURE ALONE!!!

And what's the tag line to all this. It'll raise £1 billion in tax. Yes that's it. It comes down to money, pure and simple. Forget national security and culture. Pathetic. Just what is this government trying to do to it's people in the name of tax revenue. Does it ever think of giving some of it back. Oh yes in tax credits... which they then want back again having put the poorest in a bind they can't possibly hope to escape. Socialist government... my arse!

Doesn't it just warm the cockles of your heart. We have immigrant murderers and gangsters and pedophiles released back into the community when they should have been sent back to from whence they came. We have serious offenders back out on the streets who should have been doing life in prison but who suddenly are no longer seen as a risk to the public. We have higher taxes and more of them. We have Labour Party sleaze. And it was the Labour party who ranted on about Tory misrule for so many years. Now when it looks as though the Labour government is in it's twilight zone, interest rates are on the up again (world-wide) but you can bet your life that if they lose the next election they'll blame everything, interest rates, immigration problems and the rest on the Tories. Of course they will. The thing is, will the public ever be able trust a politician - even a British one and feel secure that they look out for our interests over and above the ambitious personal ideals. It's not likely.