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Coca Cola's Dasani
water, Greg Rusedski, blabbermouth John Prescott
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BERNARD GUSSET
- AFTERTHOUGHTS (Updated... now and then)
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COCA COLA'S
NEW MINERAL (BOTTLED) WATER WITHDRAWN IN UK
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The new much
heralded product from the stable of Coca Cola, Dasani Bottled water
has been withdrawn from the shelves of UK shops and supermarkets this
month. It seems that the water, originally ordinary tap water purified
through osmotic process then re-mineralised, also has large amounts
of Bromate,
or at any rate more Bromate than legally allowed in the EEC thereby
polluting it!? Coca Cola also own another of our favourites, Sunny
Delight... Sunneeee Deee! Another drink chock full o'chemicals.
A commentator yesterday remarked, "... it seems that Coca Cola
has taken tap water... polluted it and then started selling it again
at vast profit..." Hell, they've been doing that for years! See BBC article |
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AFTER GREG
RUSEDSKI EXONERATED - WHAT NOW?
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| Greg Rusedski has been exonerated of taking Nandrolone as it seems clear now that the traces of the drug found in tests came from the Association of Tennis Professionals (ATP) in the first place handed to the players by their trainers. Six others were also declared innocent. Perhaps the men who sit way on high taking the moral high ground should be tested too. It seems clear that some of them could do with screening too. |
 Greg Rusedski triumphant |
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PRESCOTT TO STITCH UP MOUTH
IN PROTEST - but not his
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Getting his inspiration from desperate asylum seekers blabbermouth John Prescott is to sew up the mouths of any of his political colleagues caught eating his pies at the House of Commons cafeteria. Said Prescott "The pies are mine or lets put it another way, no one has a claim on my pies. I want them and I will have them at any cost. I'm thinking of buying another Jag to transport pies from Tesco to my home too. Let me make it absolutely clear that I am not standing here and that is the fact of the matter, which is clear and concise and a deliberate attempt by others who wish to eat the pies which by rights belong to me...that is to say that I got there first and therefore to be brief about this and make my point.... |
| ....don't interrupt, let me finish, you want the answers and I have them if only I can finish what I was saying, just to get back to the pies... well I like pies and have always supported them and I think there'll be new legislation when the next election comes around that will clearly show that the pies belong to me first and what ever's left over, well that's another matter... and in the next Labour manifesto it'll be clear that nobody gets to the pies before I do...." | |
