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Tony Blair more popular
than ever, the private Naomi Campbell
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BERNARD GUSSET
- AFTERTHOUGHTS (Updated... now and then)
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TONY BLAIR MORE
POPULAR THAN EVER....
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| ...says Tony Blair. "Yes I'm fabulous..." says Tone "Look, I'm more sincere than ever and once I'm over this little Iraq hump, I'll be more fabulous than ever. I've managed to shut Cherri up and keep Prescott more or less quiet, Robin's gone and very soon Mandy'll be back in the fold - which is why he's bought that jolly nice pad in Trafalgar Square and a drop in the ocean at 850 grand and George Bush and I are in love - woof woof!" "Look, I know its all a bit of a tangle but as I wring my hands and raise my expressive eyebrows appealingly, slightly incline the head in that mock sincere way, you know that its all going to work out. Don't worry, I'll win the next election 'cause everyone is very suspicious of Howard. People would far prefer me, and John Prescott and Lord Hutton... oh no, he's not a party member... but there are lots of other lovely people to vote for. The minute Geoff Archer pops up at a Conservative election rally, we're home and dry! | |
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EXCLUSIVE
- NAOMI CAMPBELL SPOTTED
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Bullshit News exclusive! Naomi Cambell (Left) has been seen leaving a certain establishment that she would rather not have been seen leaving. This is the latest permittable image of her seen with a Harrods bag containing her personal items and bundles of money paid her for walking up and down with a few clothes on. The stylish model who doesn't normally get out of bed for... well unless she has to, was making a hasty departure from this place on her way to... another place. She was reported as saying... well something but for safety sake, we wont repeat it here. Later in the year, Ms Campbell will be seen.... walking up and down a bit and scowling at camera lenses for lots of money. Watch this space |
