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BERNARD GUSSET
- AFTERTHOUGHTS (Updated... now and then)
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John Peel, Osama, Bush, Stem Cell
research, al-Zarqawi
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STOP PRESS : John Peel dies of heart attack whilst on a working holiday in Peru! |
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 John Peel 1939 - 2004 |
"Teenage dreams are hard to
beat......" John Peel - Died 26th October 2004 "...In a world that is becoming ever more homogenised & pre-programmed John Peel stuck up for the "sore thumbs" of the music scene & I really can't think of anyone who could have done it better or who's going to do it now he's gone..." Jarvis Cocker. |
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OSAMA BIN LADEN BROADCASTS
TO THE AMERICAN ELECTORATE
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Osama Bin Laden's timing of his video shows he's scared to death that someone with a brain might actually get elected to the White House!
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PROPOSITION 71
- STEM CELL RESEARCH
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Wee Georgie Bush is fast to spout platitudes about "....the sanctity of life..." when it comes to Proposition 71 and Stem Cell research. He'd far rather protect a bunch of cells - smaller than the head of a pin - than fully grown children and adults dying in pain of terminal illnesses such as cancer, heart disease, diabetes etc which stem cell research could well produce the answers to. Once more the religious right spout their hypocrisy. Meanwhile he says nothing about the women and children dying in Iraq as the result of indiscriminate gun fire and bombing. |
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the quiet background support and sale of arms to countries around the
world where human rights barely exist. What's you stand point on that
issue Georgie Boy. It's time for a change of President. If Bush gets
elected again it'll prove one thing... you can fool all the people all
the time. We'd put our money on John Kerry for a better way of life. |
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NATIONAL ACCIDENT HELPLINE
- helping you to take someone for a bundle
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"....I was just coming back into the restaurant kitchens... someone had spilt food on the floor and hadn't cleared it up.... I slipped on it and came a right cropper.... of course I didn't tell anyone that I wasn't looking what I was doing. Actually I spilt it on my way out of the kitchen a few minutes earlier. Sharon saw me do it but I bunged her some cash to keep her mouth shut. No, I didn't see any reason to take responsibility for my own stupid actions, 'cause in truth I wasn't looking wot I was doin' or where I was goin'.... no I thought, here's the perfect opportunity to scam my boss out of some cash so me and hubby and the kids can leg it to Benidorn for a fortnight. National Accident Helpline were very helpful. We managed to screw Mr Mario for four grand. Funny, he's out of business now, well he was on the edge anyway, and I didn't like the job much. I was going to quit......." NATIOANL ACCIDENT HELPLINE - let us help you screw someone out of a load of cash! |
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BULGE IN BUSH'S JACKET
MAYBE RADIO FEEDING HIM ANSWERS
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It has been alleged that during the recent 2nd debate between George W. Bush and John Kerry that Bush may have been receiving help with his answers via a radio, which would explain the lump on his back under his jacket. This is ludicrous as our comparative photos here prove. He does in fact have a telephone and there's a switch board in the lectern connecting him with a team of Republican experts in a black van in the car park. We're amazed no one noticed it earlier.
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BLAIR APOLOGISES
FOR IRAQ
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| Actually, it'll be a cold day in hell when Blair does that for as he has made clear, he believes he was right and everybody else was wrong regarding what to do about Iraq. What passed for an apology at this year's Labour party conference was in effect an admission of guilt, but arrogance and a belief in his own publicity has inspired the Prime Minister to new heights of blather. As a double act, Bush and Blair could tour the world sincerely spouting hollow words that they believed there were weapons of mass destruction and in fact have been doing so ever since the whole business began. Are you telling me that behind closed doors they didn't know the facts? Phooey! Sadly their performances have all the appeal of a Paul Daniels magic show. | |
| We all know
the illusions are a clever manipulation of gullible minds and that in
fact there are logical explanations to everything. Meanwhile Patricia
Hewitt takes it upon herself to do what Blair should have done apologising
on behalf of the entire cabinet for their belief in spurious intelligence,
"All of us who were involved in making an incredibly difficult
decision are very sorry and do apologise for the fact that that information
was wrong." Oh gee Ms Hewitt, that's so noble of you. Tony must
be thrilled you did that little service for him. |
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WILL HE OR WONT
HE?
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Will Kerry make Bush look a complete arse head or wont he. Well so far so good. Actually Bush doesn't need much help in that department though over 50% of Americans seem not to notice that. But hey, this one you got for free John. I don't imagine Bush - and all those puppeteers behind him - will allow him make the same mistake twice. You could just see those old cogs whirring away inside Bush's head trying to come up with slick answers the Kerry's stabbing finger bullet points. However, that wasn't what he expected. Off camera - as he thought - the old face was a twitchin' and a gurnin' and, well he just didn't look to comfortable. That confident sound bite President vanished at the first hint of dissent from the prospective heir to the White House Old snaggle tongue just could match Mr Kerry. So what's next. |
| Well you can
bet your bottom dollar that the bush camp are busy trying to turn up
anything they can to discredit their opponent. The Vietnam thing hasn't
quite worked out, for all their badgering of vets' who didn't even know
him. Now they'll probably try to find some former co-ed on the make
to say she had an affair with him. The the usual route of the Republican
party. Find a girl with a cigar and ambition and take it from there,
OK? |
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