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Pixar Disney and
Ian Duncan Smith, Clown fish Conservatives
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BERNARD GUSSET
- AFTERTHOUGHTS (Updated... now and then)
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"FINDING
VOTERS" it worked for the little fish!
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Since opening in the
States, the new Pixar/Disney animation hit Finding Nemo - a story
of a father searching the ocean for his cute reef dwelling Clown fish
offspring snatched from the reef - has boosted the popularity of tropical
fish by 15% with demand in particular for the brightly coloured Clown
fish. So having tried so many ways to boost his popularity, we think
Mr Ian Duncan-Smith could try cutting his suits from new cloth (See
left). It might fool a few voters out there into voting for him, though
frankly we don't think the Conservatives have a Clown fish in an entire
ocean full of sharks chance of winning the next election with an invisible
leader who admits to being a quiet man who says nothing for months,
does nothing for months and makes last ditch speeches with as much
passion as a sponge at low tide. But try it, it might work!
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Come on Conservatives, you need a visible force, someone with passion and charisma who looks rock solid and sounds good, someone who is forthright, someone who will speak up and offer opinions on virtually every issue, loudly, before you'll get anyone to vote for you. Voting is media led and a balding mild mannered wet lettuce just wont do. You should have realised that after Haigh who was in fact brilliant but lacking on appearance. You need a style guru luvs. Damn it, you'd have more chance with John Prescott as your leader than IDS as lovely as he is! with apologies to Pixar/Disney Visit their excellent web site. Here |
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