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SHOCK HORROR - WOMEN HAVE BREASTS!
Yes it came as a great shock to women in the American southern states when they learned that there are such things as breasts and that all women got 'em. Apparently there is very little reference in the bible to that fact so they had no idea until they saw Janet Jackson exposing one of her breasts on TV thanks to Justin Timberlake making the wrong move during a routine on stage. It came as a bit of a shock down there.

For one thing they weren't sure if there was only the one or whether they came in pairs. "My god, what ever will we do, how will we cope...." "...what, you mean they actually feed babies with those things? Its immoral..... its unnatural, its...." a darn good way to get some money the easy way by demanding... yes you guessed it compensayshun. Tennessee bank clerk Terri Carlin, 47, is seeking millions of dollars over the this exposure. "....eeeek I'm shocked, shocked I tell you... I may never recover unless I receive millions of dollars in compensayshun." She is being comforted by close relations, very close. Maybe if the deep south outlawed marryin' 13 year old cousins and stepping out with their favourite hog, they'd get to learn more obout their own bodies and not look at sex as an extension of the devil. It's nature godammit! (article) Check out the nipple ring below....! Geaaaaagh!

 
 



When you look at the boob in close-up.... An accident... I don't think so. Nobody dresses their nipples on the off chance honey...! And oh... wait a minute, is that a picture of Michael on the actual nipple... oh my god, would Freud have had a feild day with this!!!?
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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