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LIVE 8 CONCERT HYDE PARK JULY 2ND 2005
Sir Bob Geldof and Midge Ure at launch	Sir Bob Geldof is once again making politicians get up off their pampered arses to get something done about the poverty in Africa. This concert is to heighten awareness of their plight. Here is the current list performers who've already agreed to appear.
The Line up around the world for July 2nd 2005 -
Hyde Park London Coldplay Dido Sir Elton John Keane Annie Lennox Madonna Mariah Carey Muse Scissor Sisters Sir Paul McCartney Joss Stone Stereophonics Sting Robbie Williams U2 REM Velvet Revolver Bob Geldof The Killers The Cure Snow Patrol Museum of Art, Philadelphia Will Smith (host) Bon Jovi Maroon 5 P Diddy Stevie Wonder Jay-Z The Dave Matthews Band Sarah McLachlan Rob Thomas Keith Urban 50 Cent Kaiser Chiefs Eiffel Tower, Paris Jamiroquai Craig David Youssou N'Dour Yannick Noah Andrea Bocelli Calo Gero Kyo Placebo Axelle Red Johnny Halliday Manu Chao Renaud Brandenburg Gate, Berlin Roxy Music A-ha Crosby, Stills and Nash Brian Wilson Lauryn Hill Bap Die Toten Hosen Peter Maffay Paris (contd.) Placebo Axelle Red Johnny Halliday Manu Chao Renaud Brandenburg Gate, Berlin A-ha Crosby, Stills and Nash Brian Wilson Lauryn Hill Bap Die Toten Hosen Peter Maffay Circus Maximus, Rome Duran Duran Faith Hill Irene Grandi Jovanotti Tim McGraw Nek Laura Pasini Vasco Rossi Zucchero

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