Hello! Hello! Yes it was bad news when Bono got news that his trade mark cool glasses were – wait for it – just not Hollywood enough! It could signal a breakdown for the 65 year old club singer who has always done his utmost to be a rock star, even under the most adverse conditions i.e. the re-recording of Band Aid’s “Do They Know It’s Christmas” when he very nearly didn’t get to wail his party piece line “… thank god its them instead of us.” Yes high drama indeed. But he insisted and won the day on the basis that if he didn’t get to sing the line, his image would be considerably dented. It was then that it was noted that his glasses (sob!) just weren’t cool enough, indeed they may have been last year’s model. Oh no I hear you cry, but it might be true – although at this stage we are awaiting confirmation. All we can say is, there may be a career in children’s entertainment waiting for you if all else fails. Good luck.