THERE ARE ALIENS!

aliens

Absolutely true according to Tom L. Ron Cruise. Well he would know. To quote the X Files, the truth is out there and frankly, so’s Tom. Is it me or is he getting fruit loopy by the day. When so many yes men agree with your every word I guess you are bound to believe you have all the answers. Lost his cool over a water pistol, subscribes to the L. Ron Hubbard school of Scientology (you got an ‘ology, you’re a scientist) spouting off to the German press that there must be aliens out in space. This is method in the extreme. Sounds to us as though Nicole got out just in time. What’s next Tom, throwing food across restaurants and punching people who don’t agree with you. Don’t look now but the ego has landed. Looking forward to the film though – even though I haven’t been able to take you seriously as an actor since… even though I haven’t been able to take you seriously as an actor.

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